![]() ![]() She is trying to squeeze herself into the wardrobe of a 19-year-old supermodel and it’s not working. She wears nice, expensive clothes, but they are almost certainly the wrong clothes for her body. Sutton thinks she has better style than she really does. The women of Beverly Hills also take a different tactic with their fashion. Her aggressive energy belongs among the women of New York more than it does with the women of Beverly Hills, who take a more laid-back and passive approach to their drama. It reminded me of when Ramona Singer, Dorinda Medley, and Sonja Tremont Morgan of the Kyle By Shahida Too Morgans derailed a charity event with their onstage squabbling. Then, when he’s giving a little toast, she’s up on stage trying to grill him about parking tickets. They’re going to be impressed with the mayor of WeHo? ![]() Lisa Rinna is married to a former Sexiest Man Alive. Erika Jayne got a personal tour of Ted Kennedy’s Senate office. I mean, Dorit basically lives with Boy George. As with florals for spring, I will eye rollingly say, “Groundbreaking.” Sutton goes up to all of the women, who are surrounding a cocktail table, and tells them that the mayor of West Hollywood, a man whose name she doesn’t even know, is there. It’s right around the corner from Lisa Vanderpump’s SUR empire and it is a West Hollywood boutique that has couture clothing and Fornasetti candles. First of all, this boutique looks busted. The same thing happens at her store opening. She’s talking over Kyle, telling her she should call her range “yacht wear,” and trying so hard to make an impression she’s leaving dents in the table. Look at her dinner with Kyle in New York, when Kyle’s flogging her range of silken printed hospital robes at a wholesale fashion convention. Now that he’s a distant memory, she’s on the show and she is determined to make it work. She seems like the type who was always a fan of the show and thought she would make an amazing Housewife, but her hedge-fund husband wouldn’t let her do it. There are two kinds of Housewives who always fail: those who are trying to be something they’re not, and those who want it way too bad. Sorry, Sutton! I’m sure you are a nice and lovely person, but I want you on my television about as much as I want to see the 80 EMPIIIIIRRREEEE commercial. Phew, because I have something to say: I hate Sutton. I just realized that Sutton Stracke is not a full-time cast member and therefore not protected by the Eileen Davidson Accord, which means even now, in episode two, we can talk all the shit that we want to about her. ![]()
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